Welcome to the hotel room.
The free walls are cream-colored.
There’s a rotary phone on the nightstand.
(The wires don’t go anywhere.) ↑↑

There’s a TV.
(It’s actually kind of nice.)
There are five channels.
(None of them seem to work...)

Someone rich put all this here.
(There's no window-- no door--)
You'll never need to leave.